If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?

Seeing the look of hunger in his eyes, Sookie drives off leaving Eric behind. Stopping a little bit down the road, Sookie looks back but doesn’t see him. Moments later, Eric swoops in and tries to bite her. Reacting fast, Sookie jumps out of the car and runs from Eric. Quickly catching up to her, Sookie takes a swing at him and her fist catches him good on the nose.

Telling him to focus, Sookie finally gets Eric to think straight. Asking him to remember everything he can from hat happened earlier in the evening. Eric begins to tell her bits and pieces. Explaining that a woman who was head of a circle of people, went into his mind and took everything from him. Seeing the look of pure confusion, Sookie agrees to help but with conditions. She tells him that he can not touch her or bite her. Saying thank you, the two head home.

At the Moon Goddess Emporium, everyone is frantic and trying to figure out what to do next. Marnie tells them all that it was Eric’s fault. He came in there and attacked her without being provoked. Of course, Lafayette thinks differently and warns them that Eric will come back and get his revenge.

Sitting around a fire, Luther tells all that will listen about how the Were-panther came to be. Felton watches on without much interest. He is interested more in Jason Stackhouse and wanting to kill him after they were finished with him. Crystal kneels by Jason’s side and soothes his wounds. She promises him that she will not let Felton kill him.

In a dark alleyway, a random Vampire is feeding off of a young woman when suddenly a couple of redneck wannabe film makers show up and begin to record the incident. Seeing this as if on cue, the girl begins to scream and say he attacked her. Seeing the camera, the Vampire rushes off. Turning the camera on themselves, the rednecks tell everyone to check their Facebook page and gave out their website info.

Unfortunately for the Vampire, being filmed feeding off of a human is grounds for a severe punishment. Bill listens on while the Vampire pleads his case. Not wanting to hear anymore, he tells the Vampire that his punishment is the “true death” and the Vampire is dragged away.

Opening the doors, Bill gets a pleasant surprise when he sees Jessica waiting for him. With a big smile, he follows her into his office. Not letting any time go by, Jessica tells Bill that she fed off of another man at Fangtasia. Expressing how awful she feels, Jessica asks Bill what she should do. Bill tells her that she must do the right thing and tell Hoyt right away. Not liking the advice but knowing he is right, Jessica heads off home.

In her office at Fangtasia, Pam enjoys a light snack of a handsome young mans blood. He begins to beg for her to suck more but this comes to a halt when the phone rings. Hearing Sookie’s voice, Pam listens while she explains that something is wrong with Eric. She tries to explain that Eric can not remember who he is. Hanging up, Pam leaves in a rush.

Telling him to not step on the rugs, Eric tip toes around the rug and sits down carefully on the couch. Watching him, Sookie shakes her head at the silliness of it all. With his filthy feet sitting in a pan of water, Sookie begins to clean him. In a flash, Pam is standing before them. She tells Sookie that she must protect Eric from the witches.

Not liking that idea, Sookie tells Pam that she will just ask Bill for help. Pam tells her no and informs her that it was Bill who sent him into the witches coven. Before agreeing to help, Sookie found herself once again bargaining with a Vampire that night. Pam soon agrees to paying Sookie for her help.

Jessica finally arrives home and Hoyt is upset that she was gone so long. Hoyt also is holding that ugly baby doll that was in the house when they first moved in. Hoyt asks Jessica why she keeps bringing the doll back but she denies that she did. Apparently, they have been trying several times to throw out the doll but it keeps coming back.

Figuring the best way to tell Hoyt was just to say it, Jessica does just that. Hoyt is devastated and becomes very upset by her betrayal. Seeing by the look on his face that he would not forgive her, Jessica glamors him into forgetting she ever told him. Soon, Hoyt is back to his usual sweet self.

Finally back home, Lafayette, Tara and Jesus discuss what they are going to do about Eric. Lafayette wants to head over to Fangtasia and beg Eric for forgiveness. Tara and Jesus are definitely against that plan. Lafayette heads off to bed and Tara asks Jesus to help watch over Lafayette and make sure he doesn’t go to Eric,

Parked outside of Merlotte’s, Andy makes a call to Jason asking him where he is. Jason has now been missing for 48 hours and Andy needs his support to help him not take V. Having no willpower, Andy grabs the vile of blood and takes a little.

Seeing Andy parked outside his place, Sam approaches Andy but soon sees Andy is not himself. Andy begins to complain about what he thinks appears to be wrong with Sam’s property. Soon, a shaky high Andy takes a swing at Sam and misses but Sam’s punch doesn’t miss. Andy quickly pulls out his gun. Sam gets him to calm down and Andy gets in his car and takes off.

Sookie arrives at Alcide’s new home to ask him for help with Eric. Once inside, Sookie gets a shock when she sees a very pretty Debbie there to offer her a snack. Debbie soon apologizes for all she had done to her in the past and explains that she is off V and a Christian now. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, Sookie heads on out. At her car, Alcide tries to see what she wanted but she tells him she will be just fine and drives off.

Maxine tries to help Tommy with his reading by having him read the adds for Marie Osmond dolls on the shopping channel. While Maxine is on hold to buy the doll, Tommy answers the door. Stepping outside, Tommy pretends to be Maxine’s son and chats with a man that wants to buy the rights to their natural gas. Seeing dollar signs, Tommy takes his business card and promises to get back with him.

Crysral checks up on Jason and tends to his bites. As she is applying medicine to his wounds, Crystal explains to him about the women not being able to have children. Telling him that they needed more cubs before they become extinct. When some of the women are lucky and do have babies, they are either born dead or die soon after. Making him drink something, Jason asks what it is. Crystal informs him that it was Mexican viagra.

Tara enters Merlotte’s for the first time in a year and looks around for Sookie. Once she spots her, she sits her down and asks her if she could talk to Eric about not punishing Lafayette. Not understanding, Tara explains about what happened at the Wiccan meeting the night before. Seeing Tara, Sam greets her warmly and they head off to have a shot of Tequila together.

Outside chatting, Tara hears Jesus calling for her. He was looking for Lafayette and they both soon discover that Lafayette had left. Taking her car, they both head off to Fangtasia.

Out for dinner, Bill is approached by Portia. Sitting down, she tells him her history and explains that they should hook up because they compliment eachother well. After listening to her, Bill soon calls for the check and they head to his house.

Arlene and Jessica look down at the baby in the play pen holding onto the old baby doll. Not knowing what else to do, Jessica pushes it off on Arlene and Terry and tell them it’s a baby gift. Arlene asks her why it is so old and dirty but Jessica jumps in and tells her it’s a family heirloom. Once alone, Terry whispers into Arlene’s ear that it was a sturdy doll and probably one that will not break so easily.

Finding Sam in his office, Tommy is excited about sharing with him his scheme. He tells Sam that they should buy Maxine’s home really cheap and seriously profit off of the natural gas rights. Sam doesn’t agree with Tommy and demands that he tell Maxine about the natural gas rights.

Once again, Lafayette is getting his butt kicked by a Vampire in Fangtasia. This time however, it is by Pam. Pam is demanding to know what they did to Eric and how to fix it. Before she has a chance to cause him serious pain, Tara and Jesus arrive. Tara demands that she let Lafayette go. Holding a gun loaded with wooden bullets, Pam sees that Tara will shoot here. They tell Pam that they will find out how to reverse the spell. Finally showing some mercy, Pam lets Lafayette go and gives them 24 hours to bring Marnie to her.

Sitting alone in her room in front of a mirror, Marnie begins to ask the more powerful witch she channeled earlier to come to her. To let her be her servant and do whatever she needs. Proving her loyalty, Marnie cuts her wrist with a dagger and lets her blood drip into a goblet. Not getting any results, Marnie cuts her wrist deeper this time and stumbles over to a table to wrap her wrist. She does not notice a woman sitting on a chair on the other side of the mirror.

Drowsily, Jason wakes up and finds Crystal on top of him having sex. Knowing what she has in mind, Jason tells her that he wishes he never laid eyes on her. Calling her a crazy hillbilly junkie. Behind her, there was a small line of women waiting to take their turn.

Sookie sits patiently waiting at the kitchen table for Eric to return. Seeing a bright beam of light outside. Cautiously going outside, she sees Claudine there. Claudine tells her that she is there to take her back. Sookie tells her that she has absolutely no intention of ever going back.

Turning to leave until she sees Eric drag Claudine to the ground. Eric begins to feed off of her while Sookie looks on in horror. Sookie tries to tell Eric to let Claudine go but he doesn’t listen. Soon Claudine is drained completely and turns to dust. Sookie yells at him and tells him he just killed her fairy Godmother. Eric looks at her like a naughty school boy.